I had just stepped into the shower, just got the temperature right, when the doorbell rang – da da dum daaa…..da da dum daaa……………..da da dum daaa…..da da dum daaa…..
Janet was always forgetting her key so, just to tease her a bit I let her ring twice more then just to shock her a bit, to make her laugh, ( this was in the early days of our marriage when we fooled around a lot) I pulled open the door, stark-naked except for the towel which I had draped over my head ( at the back of my mind was the thought What if it isn’t Janet?) and said Whoever you are get these clothes off , I’m in the mood for love and whipped the towel off my head.
“ You forgot to put petrol in the car ” Janet snarled, pushing past. ” I had to get a taxi back.”